no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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