Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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