i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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