I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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