I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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