i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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