Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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