We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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