small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Let's paint friendship bongs
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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