btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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