you win again, gameday.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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