Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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