Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
