So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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