Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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