so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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