he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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