forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Randomize
