do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I love having hate sex.
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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