my soul wont recognize me after tonight
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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