Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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