Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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