he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
and she was petting her beer can
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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