That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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