Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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