Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter