a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.