Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.