Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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