Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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