Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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