I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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