Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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