You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices