dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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