But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You left your phone here
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