If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I wanna passion pit in your ass
you will always have a special place in my vag
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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