Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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