i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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