North Korea, Best Korea!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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