O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
