Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
should my penis look like a turkey
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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