Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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