god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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