my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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