I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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