everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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