I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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