The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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