It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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