I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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