I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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