And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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