she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
