So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you