Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.