I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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