Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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