I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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