let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
