I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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