dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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